The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.