The Committee Backfield Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
80%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.