The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mason gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mason's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.