The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
76%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.