The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Mason is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.