The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mason's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
92%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.