The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Mason's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.