The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mason's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.