The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mason gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mason's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.