The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Mason's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.