The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mason's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.