The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.