The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mason tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mason drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.