The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Mason scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.