The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.