The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.