The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mason's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.