The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.