The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mason's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mason's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.