The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Mason will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mason's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.