The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Mason scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.