The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Mason scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.