The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Mason runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.