The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Mason gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
74%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.