The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Mason's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Mason's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mason's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.