The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mason is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Mason, Mason, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.