The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The team goes up 21 early and Mason gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
88%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.