The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Mason, that's a flag." Mason: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The broadcast shows Mason on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mason, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.