The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Mason's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.