The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Mason's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Mason will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mason's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.