The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mason drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.