The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mason gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mason, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.