The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Mason gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mason drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.