The Fumble Hex of Jordan Mason
Jordan Mason · MIN · RB
“Mason scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mason's week
- Mason loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Mason breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
79%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mason, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Mason in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Mason is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Mason actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.