The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tyson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.