The Phantom Holding Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Tyson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Tyson, Tyson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.