The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Tyson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Tyson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.