The Inch-Short Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Tyson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tyson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.