The Hamstring Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
79%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tyson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.