The Dropped Pass Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Tyson's stadium. Only over Tyson.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tyson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tyson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.