The Snap Count Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“The QB looks at Tyson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tyson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.