The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Tyson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Tyson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.