The Late Scratch Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tyson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.