The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tyson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tyson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.