The Late Scratch Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“The broadcast shows Tyson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tyson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.