The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Tyson was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tyson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.