The Hamstring Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Tyson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.