The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Tyson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Tyson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.