The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tyson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.