The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Ref: "Number Tyson, that's a flag." Tyson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Tyson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Tyson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.